to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
Who wore it better
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)
Good fucking Christ.
I’m gonna reblog every time because it’s so shallow and fucked up
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!
Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
september? more like october preparation month
nothing gets me more heated than straight girls who brag about how progressive they are for having like 1.5 gay guy friends but in the same breath start talking about how creepy that lesbian in her math class is
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood ( Live at Glastonbury )